dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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