Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need Xanax blowdarts
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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