he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
areolas are like halos for boobs.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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