What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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