Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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