omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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