I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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