Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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