One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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