As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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