i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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