Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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