Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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