Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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