So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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