is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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