I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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