Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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