if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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