Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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