mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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