She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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did i walk over a car last night?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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