yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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