Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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