Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
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Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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