We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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