So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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