What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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