I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i believe in u and ur pee
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