Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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