she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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