I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
