I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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