i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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