I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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