Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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