I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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