How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
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to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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