you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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