It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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