apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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