If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
sick fucks of a feather flock together
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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