my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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