but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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