with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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