After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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