that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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