I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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