DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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