is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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