whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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