At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We don't watch enough power rangers
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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