dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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