I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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