I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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I fill condoms, not promises.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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