i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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