I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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