You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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