Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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